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rehabbed:

if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid

(via c-harme-d)

• Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.

lohanthony:

beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you

(via espritinfini)

• girls at the beach: giggles as they jump over the small waves while squealing cutely
• me at the beach: falls face first into a 2 metre wave which i get out of covered in sand and choking on seaweed

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(via b-swaggggy)

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

(via emily-tho)

• *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
• Me: Please don't be 6am
• *1;48am*
• Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
• *Shoves face back into pillow*

h0odrich:

Tall people who hate on me for being short just mad I’m closer to they gf coochie

(via emily-tho)