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if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you
- girls at the beach: giggles as they jump over the small waves while squealing cutely
- me at the beach: falls face first into a 2 metre wave which i get out of covered in sand and choking on seaweed
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
- *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
- Me: Please don't be 6am
- Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
- *Shoves face back into pillow*